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Feather 13 [Video]

[ That brilliant plan to stay off the network had been working really well for Joshua. At least until one afternoon of training his Vulpix took Joshua away from his Espeon and Luxray just long enough for him to come back to a batch of eggs. So it's time to break the silence and let a certain someone at least know he's out there.

Dammit you two, why can't you keep your affections to yourselves.

Oh, well. Better him first than Neku, in a way. ]

I have a few Shinx eggs I'm looking to sell off for... oh, let's say a thousand each. I also still have one from the previous batch I'll give away for 25% off. Both parents have grown since then, so that one probably won't start with as many moves as the full-priced eggs.

Out of curiosity, can Pokemon be spayed or neutered?

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You know that's...a very good question. And in all my time here, this is the first time I've ever heard anybody ask it.

[He scratches his chin.]

I have worked at the various Pokemon Centers around Johto and Kanto for and I can't say that I have ever seen that sort of service offered. And those are the closest things to a vet's office in this world.

My experiences have been similar.

In theory it's possible, since most Pokemon bear close resemblance to pets or other animals from the world I'm familiar with. But if no one has put the research into it, then those techniques might simply not exist here.

Since a lot of people don't exactly think of Pokemon as pets, perhaps it's some kind of taboo? Like how humans don't sterilize humans against their will. [A beat.] At least that's a pretty big no-no in my world.

[ Joshua pauses for a good several seconds, then bursts into a short giggle. ]

In that case, have you ever seen condoms designed for Pokemon?

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[Okay, John has to laugh at that too. Because oh my god.]

Pfftt! No I can't honestly say that I have. Not that I have uh...looked, exactly.

It seems to me that a reasonable measure of if something is intelligent enough to warrant not being sterilized is if it's able to utilize birth control.

True enough! It might be something to look into if your 'mons really have that much trouble keeping it in their pants.

[Boy is he forever glad that he got lucky in that regard...]

I suppose I'll have to. Both times I've left these two alone for more than a few minutes, I've come back to eggs.

The simple presence of humans seems to be the best birth control of all.

Jeez, they really like each other huh? have you tried separating them for a little while maybe? At least until they learn that you don't really like to come back to a clutch of eggs?

I've put one of them on probation, so we'll see. At the very worst, at least one of them will always have to stay in the box. Considering I doubt either of them would much appreciate that, let's hope they'll learn, hmm?

Hopefully! Though if they really are that attached, I would be willing to bet that that method will work in no time.

Either that or they'll be so obstinate that every time probation ends, they'll go right back to making eggs. The mother isn't exactly the brightest bulb in the box. Which says something, considering she's my only electric type, hee hee.

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