usedfeatherdance: (I solemnly swear I am up to no good)
It's amazing how the days can sometimes just fly by, can't they?

[ Hello everyone. Joshua is very much appreciating this warm January weather, and addresses the camera from... well, somewhere with water behind him, but more importantly he is not bundled up in a coat. He appreciates this. Having to wear coats for warmth instead of fashion is a terrible thing. ]

I was about to train some of my team today when I realized I don't actually have any left to train. [ There's a soft yelp from off screen, and Joshua rolls his eyes and continues on. ] Which brings me right to the point: does anyone have any suggestions for new Pokemon? Perhaps your favorite, or one that you appreciate having around, or one that's proven itself useful. Feel free to suggest one for any reason you want. I suspect it's well past the time when I should start collecting a few more.

And please include any necessary warnings with your suggestions, won't you?
usedfeatherdance: (Am I supposed to be impressed?)
[ The feed turns on to show Joshua lying on a bed at the Goldenrod Inn. An Espeon and a Glaceon are tussling in the background next to him on the bed. ]

Say you're accompanying a friend who's collecting the badges. Unfortunately, this friend is a little slow on the uptake, so you find yourself waiting for them to finish training for the gym for on the order of weeks... per gym.

[ He rolls over on his back, temporarily removing the two Eevees from the video. ]

How do you keep yourself entertained when these places are so small and you've already visited them all before?
usedfeatherdance: (Am I supposed to be impressed?)
[ Action - For Neku ]

[ Joshua and Neku reached Azalea last night, and after several days of traveling, Joshua is always happy to sleep in a comfortable bed. The next morning, he rises early like usual and looks around the room the two are splitting. It almost looks like a war zone with all the Pokemon strewn about, almost all of them asleep or at least resting.

But then something catches his eye. The familiar dark blue, light blue, and purple pile of fur which is his Espeon and Luxray curled up together is broken this morning by patches of brown. And it's not until Joshua climbs out of bed and moves closer that he realizes that that brown isn't fur: the patches are smooth and oblong. ]


... I don't believe you two.

[ Ten seconds later, Joshua has extracted the three eggs from between the two happily-sleeping parents. He puts one brown one by his bag and dumps the other two, one brown and one dark blue, on Neku's bed. ]

You can't say I didn't warn you. These are your responsibility now.

[ Video ]

[ A little later on in the morning, Joshua addresses the public. ]

What makes the children take after one parent or the other? At least, I'd say it's safe to assume this is an Eevee egg.

[ He pans the camera down to show, sure enough, an Eevee egg sitting in his lap. After a moment he brings it back up to himself. ]

This is the third time these two have produced eggs, but the first time any of the children are Eevees, much less most of them.

... And out of curiosity, to those of you who decided on an evolution path for an Eevee. What sort of things went into your decision?
usedfeatherdance: (Not sure if want)
[ That brilliant plan to stay off the network had been working really well for Joshua. At least until one afternoon of training his Vulpix took Joshua away from his Espeon and Luxray just long enough for him to come back to a batch of eggs. So it's time to break the silence and let a certain someone at least know he's out there.

Dammit you two, why can't you keep your affections to yourselves.

Oh, well. Better him first than Neku, in a way. ]


I have a few Shinx eggs I'm looking to sell off for... oh, let's say a thousand each. I also still have one from the previous batch I'll give away for 25% off. Both parents have grown since then, so that one probably won't start with as many moves as the full-priced eggs.

Out of curiosity, can Pokemon be spayed or neutered?
usedfeatherdance: (Not sure if want)
[ Not that January 1st was actually Joshua's birthday instead of just being a handy date to roll up his age one more year, but Joshua couldn't help the feeling that somehow Johto had hatched his shiny new egg into a... well, shiny new male fox, of all things, this day on purpose.

It probably could only have been more on the mark if the thing had been some combination of grey, blue, and/or purple. ]


Since this isn't exactly the first time it seems everyone spontaneously obtained an egg all at once, I'm going to ask a different question. Do we have any idea what determines which Pokemon we each receive?

[ And if anyone happens to be in Cianwood, Joshua can be found towards the outskirts of the city, sitting sideways on an Absol, Espeon on shoulder and a newly hatched golden Vulpix on his lap, all four of them watching as a Luxray happily bounds about on the sand and knocks out any Pokemon it scares up with its antics. ]
usedfeatherdance: (Bad Sho. No biscuit.)
[ CLATTER CLATTER. That's the sound of the Gear turning on as it falls to the ground, briefly catching a glimpse of Joshua before he's pushed out of view by a large, white shape. It only takes a second before the white fades into a Lapras. The Pokemon makes a soft cooing noise as it looks around, then it's gaze seems to settle on something. A few seconds later, an Absol walks into view of the camera and gives the Lapras a small nudge. It makes another noise then starts moving awkwardly, leaving the view of the camera in the process. There's several more seconds of shuffling noises, then a very dirty and very frustrated Joshua pulls himself upright and grabs the Gear, glaring at the Absol. ]

You ran out from under me.

[ And with that he turns off the feed.

A few minutes later, he turns it back on and appends the following: ]


I would have thought two hundred and twenty kilograms would have felt a lot heavier. Regardless, as I'm sure you're all so very worried about me, I think I'm fine.

If there's a lesson to learn here, it's is to beware what eggs you're carrying and how. Not that I wasn't aware that nature ignores all logic here, but that was still a bit more than I was expecting.
usedfeatherdance: (I solemnly swear I am up to no good)
[ When the video turns on, a blue Gardevoir's face is taking up half of the picture. She looks at the Gear curiously and rotates it a bit, then a voice can be heard from off screen. ]

Is it on now? Point it this way.

[ She looks up and after a moment the camera swings around to show Joshua sitting on a bed, hair and clothes messy as if he just woke up but otherwise cheerful enough. He waves at the camera. ]

Hee hee, hello everyone. Feels like I've been asleep forever. I don't suppose anyone else who caught that plague a while back is still suffering for it? This [ and he reaches up to twist that little curl of now-purple hair ] certainly hasn't gone away yet.

More importantly, it seems I'm still having some trouble handling my PokeGear. For the meantime, Gardevoir will have to be my cameraman. She doesn't quite know what she's doing yet. This is her learning experience. [ There's a soft "Gaaar..." of protest, but Joshua simply giggles, focusing off-camera for a moment. ] Unfortunately, you're the only one I have with hands.

Ah, yes. In the interest of discussion, how about telling me about something or someone that was important to you back home that you don't have here. I'm curious.

... You can turn it off now.

[ There's a sudden flurry of movement as Gardevoir puts the Gear down and leans over it, trying to figure out what to do. After a couple seconds Joshua's hair can be seen peeking into the frame. ]

That one. The one you used to start it.

[ Then the video ends. ]


(( OOC: so Gardevoir is going to be making mistakes here and there all over the replies. If you'd rather not have mistakes in your thread, just let me know. ))
usedfeatherdance: (Am I supposed to be impressed?)
[ When Joshua turns the feed on, he's trying not to appear annoyed. Trying, of course, being the key word there. ]

And here I'd thought I'd seen it all, but this world is always one for new surprises. I suppose it's also a case of "buyer beware".

[ He turns the camera around, and a newly-hatched Litwick is sitting innocently on the table in front of him. ]

Are there any suggestions for feeding this that don't involve giving it my life energy? I'd rather like to keep that, myself.

[ The Litwick makes a soft whistling sound and tilts to the side, and Joshua gives a frustrated sigh as he cuts the feed. ]
usedfeatherdance: (Am I supposed to be impressed?)
-f you want to make the money to feed them, be my guest.

[ The feed turns on to miss the beginning of Joshua's sentence, but it wasn't directed at the camera anyway. He sighs and turns to address the network. ]

Did you know that becoming a parent can make a Pokemon happy? Either way, I seem to have found myself with some eggs I'm willing to sell.

[ He turns the camera around to show them off. There's three Shinx eggs sitting next to a very affectionate pair of an Espeon and a Luxio, though the two of them are slightly cut off in favor of keeping the eggs in the center of the frame.

Then Joshua turns the camera back. ]


And while I'm on the subject I may as well ask: do eggs just spontaneously occur around here? Though I suppose these were slightly less spontaneous than the previous one I received.


(( egg post here ))
usedfeatherdance: (Don't you wish your girlfriend...)
[ The first thing visible as the recording begins is Joshua. He opens his mouth to say something, but is immediately cut off by a very odd sound echoing around him. He turns around, and the Gear angles to show behind him a rather large Sigilyph... getting quite thoroughly beaten up by a Bellsprout half its size.

Joshua sighs. ]


Confusion. Take out that one, too.

[ From off screen there's a high-pitched noise, and a purple aura briefly surrounds the Bellsprout, which collapses soon after. Joshua seems to take only a second to check that it's not getting up again before turning back to the video. ]

Now where was I? Oh yes. Any of you veterans out there have advice for someone new to this business? I'm training them for the first gym leader, and after all, knowing is half the battle.

[ He giggles, then ends the feed.

Others are free to run across him on Route 31 near Violet, riding his Absol around through the grass stirring up Pokemon, which his Ralts then takes out. The previously mentioned Sigilyph hovers through the air making odd, repetitive patterns with its path, usually not gathering too much notice from the wildlife but probably looking a fair bit out of place. ]

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