明日の光は待っているから

[ CLATTER CLATTER. That's the sound of the Gear turning on as it falls to the ground, briefly catching a glimpse of Joshua before he's pushed out of view by a large, white shape. It only takes a second before the white fades into a Lapras. The Pokemon makes a soft cooing noise as it looks around, then it's gaze seems to settle on something. A few seconds later, an Absol walks into view of the camera and gives the Lapras a small nudge. It makes another noise then starts moving awkwardly, leaving the view of the camera in the process. There's several more seconds of shuffling noises, then a very dirty and very frustrated Joshua pulls himself upright and grabs the Gear, glaring at the Absol. ]

You ran out from under me.

[ And with that he turns off the feed.

A few minutes later, he turns it back on and appends the following: ]

I would have thought two hundred and twenty kilograms would have felt a lot heavier. Regardless, as I'm sure you're all so very worried about me, I think I'm fine.

If there's a lesson to learn here, it's is to beware what eggs you're carrying and how. Not that I wasn't aware that nature ignores all logic here, but that was still a bit more than I was expecting.